This morning I came downstairs and found a certain evil beast sitting there with an entire soup can sized can of cat food on her dish. She said “Look! I didn’t want to wake you up so I fed myself.”
What actually happened: mom must not have put it away after feeding said evil beast this morning. Evil beast then jumped on the counter and knocked it down to gorge herself.
She saw the lazers shoot out of my eyes and took off before I could take a picture, so I’ll sub in this one.